"It's just a jump to the left..."

"Excuses are like assholes, everybody got one."

"It's a weird case from the start. A case with a hole in the center. A doughnut."

"I've got a new theory about marriage. Two people are in love, they live together, and then suddenly one day, they run out of conversation."

"You are not my husband!"

"Just thinking about the lusts of men makes me want to heave."

"You are a young man dressed as a clown about to be murdered."

"I'm gonna give you a little somethin' you can't take off."

"Get ready to fly, bitch!"

"I got an alibi just in case you think I did it. Tighter than a crab's ass, and that is airtight."

"A brilliant man would find a way not to fight a war."

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!"

"You know, it's a miracle you're not laying up at Emory Hospital. Or decked out at the funeral parlor!"

"Boy, a guy goes to jail for a couple of days and the whole town goes to hell!"

"Money won is twice as sweet as money earned."

"We each owe a death - there are no exceptions - but, oh God, sometimes the Green Mile seems so long."

"He's not crazy, he's not retarded but he's here."

"I'm impressed. You're a killer."

"There is no justice. The rich win, the poor are powerless."

Let's go out dancing! You put on your black dress, and I'll go shave my tongue.